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Find Salvation! It sounds difficult but with the great Mouse Shaba guiding you it lies right at your finger tips. To show Mouse Shaba proof of your dedication and belief you must send 10 dollars and 10 virgins a month to actionmouz. Only because he's the only one who knows Mouse Shaba's P.O. Box number, nothing personal and totally not a scam. Mouse Shabanism allows plenty of freedom with your choice of eats, unless you eat mice, cuz then you're going to be stabbed in the kidney for all eternity like all of those filthy cats.

Mouse Shabanism ten things you need to obey or you go to Hooll to have your kidney stabbed repeatedly for the rest of eternity. Called the TTYNTOOYGTH for short.

1. Don't eat mice (up yours cats)

2. Rat traps, rat poison, mouse traps etc are all tools of the Hooll dweller and should be avoided at all costs.

3. Pay you're tributes or incur Mouse Shaba's kidney stabbing wrath.

4. Always maintain at least one kidney for Mouse Shaba to stab just in case.

5. Never pay you're tributes in coins, Mouse Shaba doesn't like the clanking noise coins make when he goes on divine walks.

6. Everyday at 10 p.m and 10 a.m it is required you declare "Great Mouse Shaba is the coolest diety ever"

7. Do not whine about the seemingly meaningless things Mouse Shaba requires of you, they are vitaly important in reality.

8. Snakes are assholes in any religion.

9. Always be generous and courteous, especially when it comes to you're tributes, you are allowed to give more so don't feel like you have to restrain yourself.

10. If you witness someone breaking any of the TTYNYOOYGTH, remember that you will be rewarded for carrying out Mouse Shaba's wrath so get you're kidney stabbers ready.